short version: my parents, especially my mother, were extremely strict when it came to Halloween. Basically, we just didn?t celebrate it; ever. The spookiest thing I ever did when I was a kid for October 31st was watching ?It?s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.? How pathetic, yes, I know. Even through high school, when I got invited out to parties, my parents would tell me that I could go out. "He'll probably run the boat aground this time," said Rocky."I'm not taking chance," said Natasha and took aim with her ray gun."Don't shoot," cried Rocky. "You might hit Captain Peachfuzz. Stop her, Bullwinkle!"The mighty moose tackled the perilous Pottsylvanian but she was still able to get off her shot and a tremendous explosion blew apart the craft sending pieces of wreckage and billowing smoke everywhere."Captain Peachfuzz," wailed Rocky."Darlink," wailed Natasha."Our meal ticket," wailed. "You're the best, Mom," he replied as he started to gently push her through her doorway while still sawing his finger in and out of her ass. "Not a lot of moms would be willing to help out so much with a son's medical troubles ... By the way, I like that your apron has this big bow on your back. What would happen if I undid it?"She was horny beyond belief, so nearly jumped with joy that he'd finally mentioned the bow. Not only did she not resist his pushing her towards her bedroom, she started.Read More